epic-humor:

emtothethird:
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

epic-humor:

emtothethird:

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.

Thursday Apr 4 @ 07:39am
huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

Thursday Apr 4 @ 07:38am
satansrotisserie:

colourmeinkindnessx:

beingasahoecean:

born-t0-lose:

Neck Deep - A Part Of Me 

Ben’s fapping off to the sunset.


Jesus fucking Christ man ^

I am so funny.

satansrotisserie:

colourmeinkindnessx:

beingasahoecean:

born-t0-lose:

Neck DeepA Part Of Me 

Ben’s fapping off to the sunset.

Jesus fucking Christ man ^

I am so funny.

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:14pm

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

 

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:09pm

consulting-hunter-in-the-tardis:

kirasharp18:

deathstarwaltz:

I need it.

I want it. I want it so badly. I need that to live. I don’t think I could go on with out it.

I own this, and vehemently support buying this.  It is the most entertaining thing ever

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:08pm

Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:08pm

unicornmunch:

ohshitstratholmes:

theotherdynamitegal:

the garlic bread one

this is probably me when i die and decompose

i laughed for ten minutes straight.

Tuesday Apr 4 @ 02:56pm

"Good Morning"
“How was your day?”
“Be careful”
“Text me when you get home so I know you’re safe”
“Sweet dreams”
“How are you?”
“I hope you’re feeling better”
“Have a good day today!”
“I miss you”
“Good night”
“Can you come over?”
“Can I come over?”
“Can I see you?”
“Can I call you?”
“You’re beautiful”
“Want something to drink?”
“Watch your step”
“Let’s watch a movie”
“What are you up to?”
“How is your day so far?”
“It will be okay”
“I’m here for you”
“Do you need anything?”
“Are you hungry?”
“I just wanted to hear your voice”
“You just made my day”

You don’t have to hear “I Love You” to know that someone does. Listen carefully. People speak from the heart more often than you think.

Blocklava (via blocklava) Tuesday Apr 4 @ 07:36am
Monday Apr 4 @ 10:52pm
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Monday Apr 4 @ 10:47pm

faeriepools:

Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.

Monday Apr 4 @ 10:50am

vicktoriyaaaaa:

milsotherapy:

Cutest thing ever

The most precious thing ive reblogged in a long time

Monday Apr 4 @ 10:50am

qooqletranslate:

hesolvescrimesifangirlaboutit:

pros-n-consofbreathing:

heyfunniest:

I CAN’T BREATHE

Neither can the dog

too soon

so was the dog’s untimely death

Monday Apr 4 @ 10:49am
.الجيات أحسن من الرايحات
What is coming is better than what is gone.
Arabic Proverb (via cityofpink) Monday Apr 4 @ 10:46am
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