fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

Monday Sep 9 @ 08:37pm

theweavingweaver:

lowwbloods:

tyleroakley:

takeme-garth:

penis-hilton:

shittier:

sofalcondone:

oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK

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I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life

do you ever just glitch

i hear this quote from some video game commercial every now and then on tv and i cannot help but think of this guy because its so burned into my mind that i will never escape

I spent my last amount of battery on this video. And it was well worth it

Monday Sep 9 @ 08:35pm

Monday Sep 9 @ 08:33pm
the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

Monday Sep 9 @ 08:28pm

Saturday Aug 8 @ 10:34am

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

Saturday Aug 8 @ 10:28am

lumos5000:

when the movie is like the book

Friday Aug 8 @ 10:57pm
Friday Aug 8 @ 10:56pm

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

Friday Aug 8 @ 10:56pm
ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

ratchetmessreturns:

I can’t

Friday Aug 8 @ 10:56pm
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion

(via diplosomia)

Friday Aug 8 @ 10:25pm

Friday Aug 8 @ 06:18pm
starbucksgod:

OMG

starbucksgod:

OMG

Friday Aug 8 @ 04:28pm
cloverthebulldog:

I don’t know what you’re talking about.  I have been here in the basket the whole time…

cloverthebulldog:

I don’t know what you’re talking about.  I have been here in the basket the whole time…

Thursday Aug 8 @ 11:07am

geesehater:

part two of the “if you’re not friends with me on snapchat you’re missing out” series

Thursday Aug 8 @ 09:45am
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